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i'm denver. (actual name) i apologise if the above sounded pretentious. (Simon thinks so) it was an attempt at humor. i'm a punker of Irish descent stuck in the backwoods of PA. i'm a quiet, fairly serious history student. i'm also a mechanic, artist, and a massive hockey fan. i spent a majority of my first few years on earth packed in a van with my family driving cross country following The Grateful Dead. my sister remembers naked fat hippies at summer concerts. i'm really really glad i don't have any memories like that. the only slightly traumatic memory i have from then is being mauled by one of our pet rottweilers. the only lasting results are the scars on my face and chest that make me camera shy and identify with Remus Lupin. my dad is still shocked that i don't have a fear of dogs. i was the only kid to get a pet cat. (my mom hates cats) i'm also the only gay kid in the family. coming out was more stressful in my head than it was in reality. my dad knew i was gay pretty much since i first figured it out. he only confronted me about it after i neglected to tell him that my boyfriend and i had started dating. i think he felt a little disappointed that i hadn't trusted him enough to tell him unprompted. i have a lot of trouble trusting people in general. and i know from personal experience that believing and supporting something in theory is different from doing so when confronted with it.

i play bass guitar and piano. my heroes include my grandfather, Penn & Teller, Major Richard Winters, and Dan Savage. i love tea. i eat a lot of vegetarian dishes and respect people who have the discipline to stick to that diet, but i can't. i listen to an insane amount of punk rock and go to as many shows as i can. i have a Triumph 1977 silver jubilee Bonneville 750 motorcycle that i fixed up and got running by myself. through no fault of my own i have a vast amount of film knowledge. let's put it this way, my family treats the Oscars the way the rest of the country treats the Super Bowl. (is that one word or two?) besides military history, my main interest in life is handcuffs and escape tricks. i like escape artists and have gotten pretty good at some tricks myself. my collection of trick and historic cuffs however has become the source of a lot of ribbing from my friends.








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